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David Rieff: Los Angeles: Capital of the Third World

When I noticed this book on a downtown library shelf, the prospect of a twenty-year-old assessment of Los Angeles by Susan Sontag’s “polemicist” son did not immediately appeal. Thinking of Sontag’s cultural affiliations with New York and Europe, one easily envisions nothing more than a prolonged dismissal of this city as a vast, backward hellscape of philistines and oppressed laborers. But since pre-judging a writer by not even his mother but an idea of his mother struck me as uncharitable — the very thing my imagined son of the idea of Susan Sontag would do to Los Angeles — I began reading. Rieff opens with an almost savage critique of friends and acquaintances in his New York coterie who, despite priding themselves on thinking with nuance and balance about issues like Israel-Palestine and German reunification (the year was 1991), blithely condemn the whole of Los Angeles with a misremembered Gertrude Stein quote or a one-liner that sounded warmed-over back when it came out of Woody Allen. Clearly, I was in for something unexpected.

Not far into Los Angeles: Capital of the Third World, either I remembered or Rieff reminded me that Sontag, though born and deceased in New York and buried in Paris, did a fair bit of growing up in Los Angeles. She even graduated from North Hollywood High, which puts her in the company of no less a Valley luminary than Adam Carolla (who, by his own admission, the administration just sort of waved through). Rieff himself logged a chunk of his back-and-forth, divorced-parents childhood in Los Angeles. So here we have a many-rooted and thus seemingly rootless cosmopolitan returning, in some sense, to the dirt where just one of these thin strands buried itself. No sooner does he emerge from LAX than he marvels anew at the openness, cleanliness, and peculiar conveniences — smiles, for instance — he’d grown accustomed to doing without in New York.

While these stars in Rieff’s eyes soon dim, he holds to this premise: we New Yorkers think of Los Angeles as undeveloped and culturally benighted, sometimes with good cause, but, y’know, we ain’t doin’ so hot ourselves. He directly and incisively analogizes the teeth-grinding freeway traffic to which Angelenos freely submit to the pervasive “filth and insecurity” to which he and his fellow New Yorkers have long since surrendered. He pokes fun at New York society’s increasingly apparent bewilderment, that of an out-of-touch parent, not only at Los Angeles’ failure to look east for guidance, but its lack of concern about what goes on in Manhattan at all. He relates terse telephone conversations with flinty friends back home who defensively repeat mantras like “Life is hard,” ridiculing the very notion that anyone, especially those airheaded Angelenos, might expect pleasure from existence rather than pain.

While inoculating himself against the cruder anti-Los Angeles prejudices, Rieff performs his own criticism of the city from what must have read, at the time, like a fresh angle. He enters Los Angeles from and bases himself in its wealthier, coastal westside. There he attends cocktail parties and visits friends of friends who, slowly but surely, reveal their startlingly total ignorance about neighborhoods mere miles from their own. Investigating further, he builds a narrative of Los Angeles starting with an improbable early 20th-century greening of the desert. This continues into large-scale salesmanship for the resulting “Anglo-Saxon homemaker’s” ideal place in the sun. Then follows the development of a freeway-laden constellation of otherwise isolated municipalities optimistically meant to avoid the entrenched troubles of the eastern industrial metropolis. By 1990, where Rieff came in, we watch the bewilderment as this Los Angeles dream fragments into something much more alien.

Though he gets decent mileage out of conversations with their illegal “help,” Rieff ultimately loses interest in westsiders and their real estate-y concerns. He spends more “vivid, peculiar, and unsettling” days among Los Angeles’ various immigrant populations, whose steady inflow from Mexico, Central America, and Asia — not to mention all of that era’s ominously direct Japanese investment — seems to have taken the “natives,” Anglo-Saxon homemakers and otherwise, by surprise. Sensing a local knack for the language of branding, Rieff notes how many Angelenos respond by boosterishly calling Los Angeles “the capital of the Pacific Rim” — indeed, the only American sub-economy diverse enough to compete with shrewd, calculating Japanese corporations otherwise raring to buy and sell the entire country. Certain well-to-do westsiders insist that Los Angeles’ Latin Americans and Asians will assimilate like New York’s Italians and Jews, but Rieff doesn’t see it happening — in fact, sees it actively not happening.

Rieff writes of much white, middle-class hand-wringing over the possibility that, assimilated or no, these waves of foreigners will wash them out of their exceptionalist Eden. And I understand the appeal, at least in the abstract, of a land of year-round sunshine that affords you — afforded you — a quiet, detached home of your very own, surrounded by an apron of Shropshire-grade lawn, from which you can smoothly motor — Twenty Minutes to Everwhere! — on those gleaming new freeways to your secure job in a faraway downtown tower. But I don’t feel it. Even today, I witness spasms of this strange nativist anxiety from longtime Angelenos, often triggered by exasperation at the prominence of the Spanish language they refuse to learn. “Betrayal” is the word Rieff uses; these people feel betrayed by the densifying, variegated, hyperpolyglot Babel of trains, towers, and desert gardens “their” city is becoming. But I would have moved to no other Los Angeles.

Peter MacNeil and Vicki Karaminas: The Men’s Fashion Reader

For all its relevance to their interests, I wonder how many menswear enthusiasts would, or could, sit down and read this book. Despite coming in the same thickness and glossiness as many standard menswear books do, The Men’s Fashion Reader has no dressing advice to offer, nor does it concentrate exclusively on the history, development, or mechanics of men’s clothing. It does contain a great deal of analysis, delivered in the form of 35 separate articles on everything from dandyism to the Japanese adoption of the western suit to the rise and fall of the Men’s Dress Reform Party. And indeed, any man who takes an active interest in what he wears will find dozens upon dozens of fascinating pages — embedded, alas, within hundreds of academic ones.

Here I use the word “academic” mostly by its neutral definition, of or pertaining to a college, academy, school, or other educational institution, especially one for higher education,” but not without an eye toward the more pejorative ones. “Of purely theoretical or speculative interest,” “excessively concerned with intellectual matters and lacking experience of practical affairs” — these charges often stick. McNeil and Karaminas make no bones about their book as a product of the academy, for the academy, and a quick glance across online collage syllabi reveals that professors do indeed assign it. Yet its relatively lush printing, complete with two sections of color plates showing off eighteenth-century finery, midcentury California leisurewear, and the unconventional fashion choices of Japanese youth surely makes it one of those burdensomely expensive, beer money-eating pieces of required reading. A peculiar hybrid, this book: its form keeps it from quite belonging on the student’s bookshelf, and its content keeps it from quite belonging on the well-dressed man’s.

Read the whole thing at Put This On.

Notebook on Cities and Culture S1E21: Connoisseur of Silence with Todd Levin

Colin Marshall sits down in Silver Lake with comedian, writer, and comedy writer Todd Levin, who’s written for Late Night with Conan O’Brien, The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, Conan, and the Onion News Network. They discuss using comedy performers as tools; the advantages of being a cipher; deliberately bewildering the audience, listening for reactions beyond laughter, and in the process becoming a connoisseur of silence; the comparative humorous possibilities of Tetley and Bigelow tea bag package copy; the inevitable and healthy decision to stop reading internet feedback on one’s work; Conan O’Brien’s coxcomb of hair; New York’s inherent masochism, and Los Angeles’ bus stops full of people who look just about to surrender; the pleasures of New York’s crosstown buses and the agonies of its garbage trains; Los Angeles’ lack of an excuse for shuffling around in flip-flops; his heightened suspicion of venues that aggressively promise good times, and what aggressive promises of laughter can do to comedy; the ultimately fruitless technique of reliable joke insertion, which reveals an anxiety to hold an audience’s attention and in so doing loses that attention; that particular Conan O’Brien brand of delivering silliness and lasting memories at once; and the haunting question of telling which of your actions indicate maturity, and which indicate complacency.

Download the interview from Notebook on Cities and Culture’s feed here or on iTunes here.

(Photo: Lisa Whiteman)

Podthoughts: The Big Ideas

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Format: elucidation of oft-name-checked but thinly understood ideas
Episode duration: 9-20m
Frequency: monthly, almost

My brain has filed Benjamen Walker, host and producer of WFMU’s Too Much Information, as one of our time’s major public radio martyrs. Yes, the man seems alive and well, but public radio martyrdom doesn’t require literal death. He can go on breathing, eating, sleeping, and working, making intricate audio pieces for which people express great admiration on the internet; he simply must symbolize the bizarre thanklessness of crafting fine sonic media. When Bill McKibben wrote a piece for the New York Review of Books on just this phenomenona couple years back, he quoted Walker directly:

[Too Much Information is] good enough that 240,000 people have downloaded some of the twenty episodes he’s made so far. That’s a lot of people, but it’s zero money, since podcasts, like most websites, are by custom given away for free. Walker’s previous show, a similar effort called Theory of Everything, was widely promoted on the Public Radio Exchange, and six public radio stations across the country actually paid for and ran it. “I think I made $80,” he says. “If I thought about it too hard, I would just quit. It’s much better not to think about it.”This brings to mind Memory Palace creator Nate DiMeo’s alternately encouraging and debilitatingly discouraging article on public radio production. Walker commented with a j’accuse against stations willing to pay for digital consultants, brand consultants, and “content executives” instead of, uh, content. A bold declaration, you might think, although I personally would have tossed in an indictment of stations’ badly limiting and increasingly shameless tendency to pander to, and only to, listeners’ fear of having their ignorance exposed at the office water cooler. No surprise, then — or not so much of a surprise, anyway — that Walker’s latest high-profile project comes not in collaboration with a traditional public radio outfit, but with the British newspaper the Guardian. Together they bring you The Big Ideas [RSS] [iTunes], a podcast on just those.

Read the whole thing at maximumfun.org.

John Fante: Ask the Dust

Upon hearing that I’d never read it, an interviewee with three Los Angeles years on me pressed his personal copy of Ask the Dust into my hands. I had felt some responsibility and curiosity about the book, since it occupies the unusual position of a 1930s Los Angeles novel that “everyone” is suddenly reading again. In fact, so many people suggested it for my alternative Los Angeles literature roundup that I immediately decided not to include it. But since I instinctively trust this the judgment of this particular interviewee, a novelist himself, I soon broke down and took in this story of Arturo Bandini, a fledgling Italian-American writer who pulls up stakes from Depression-era Colorado and drops himself, alone, into in Depression-era Los Angeles.

I often wonder whether a truly insightful Los Angeles book should avoid mentioning either the “car culture” or “the Industry,” those two highly visible black holes that suck many a portrayal of the city into mediocrity. Fante does well enough on these counts: the impoverished young literary Bandini lacks the means to buy an automobile until late in the story, and at no point does he look into screenwriting. He spends most of his time downtown, riding the Angels Flight funicular between his boarding house in the dense neighborhood of Bunker Hill to visit/hassle a Mexican waitress (his “Mayan Princess”) at an eatery very similar to Clifton’s Cafeteria. The year is 1933, the heyday of the Los Angeles and Pacific Electric railways, the latter of which Bandini takes down to Long Beach for an assignation with a middle-aged lush possessed of — I don’t quite know how else to describe it — a dead vagina.

That comes as only one of the novel’s several unsettling sequences. Afterward, Bandini wakes up alone and walks outside right into the Long Beach Earthquake of 1933. When I think of that particular disaster, I think of a certain photo someone uploaded to Wikipedia that, while capturing the aftermath of the quake in messy detail, does so in a way that makes the scene surrealistically desolate and dreamily horrifying. The most memorable parts of Ask the Dust share these qualities. I’m thinking specifically of one low point when Bandini’s emaciated, drink-enfeebled neighbor, claiming to know where they can get a free steak, drives them out to the sticks in the middle of the night, stops at a barn. He steals a calf to kill then and there and, theoretically, cook back at the boarding house.

In the book’s film adaptation — shot almost entirely, as you’d expect, in South Africa — Donald Sutherland plays this neighbor. I feel great fascination to see the choices he makes with this character, as any filmgoer would, but I do wonder if the cinematic medium can convey Bandini’s personality as well as does the book’s first-person narration. Fante has him oscillating between hyperinflated pride (artistic and otherwise), near-solipsistic self-pity, and hair-shirt Catholic guilt with almost mechanical regularity. Bandini’s relationship with Camilla, the aforementioned Mayan princess, introduces cycles of impotent aggression, ethnic sniping (“To me you’ll always be a sweet little peon. A flower girl from old Mexico.” “Look at your skin. You’re dark like Eyetalians”), and thwarted longing. He becomes the sort of protagonist a writer of any era would construct to air their anti-Los Angeles grievances: rootless, alienated, gauche, self-serving, striving yet strangely aimless — and, ultimately, hollowly successful.

I report with relief, then, that Ask the Dust doesn’t really have grievances to air. If Fante lambasts anything, he lambasts the transplants who delusionally project their own failings onto Los Angeles, condemning it as the very opposite of all the good and the pure left behind in their Edenic hometowns. “Nostalgically he talked of meat, of the good old steaks you got back in Kansas City, of the wonderful T-bones and tender lamb chops.” “He was homesick for the middle-west. He talked of rabbit-hunting, of fishing, of the good old days when he was a kid.” “He reveled in memories of Memphis, Tennessee, where the real people come from, where there were friends and friends.” Naturally, this requires a robust illusion — around a grain of truth though it may have formed — of having been shoved out west by the hand of fate.

Should you arrange your own Long Beach assignation, with a vagina dead or living, you can now take the train there just like Bandini does, although it’ll be the Metro Blue Line instead of the Pacific Electric Red Car. After its half-block move south in 1996 and its mechanical upgrade last year, you can ride Angels Flight to Bunker Hill. Bunker Hill itself, which you might know as the site of Frank Gehry’s Disney Concert Hall, took a hit from Los Angeles’ freeway-building and redevelopment projects of the fifties and sixties. These, among their other unforeseen consequences, turned Bunker Hill into a platform for skyscrapers by the-mid eighties. When those towers fell into unprofitability, 1999’s Adaptive Reuse Ordinance opened them up to mixed usage and dense (i.e., parking-light) habitation. We have glimpsed the future Los Angeles, it seems, and it looks like Arturo Bandini’s.

Notebook on Cities and Culture S1E20: All the Single Ladies with Tony Pierce

Colin Marshall sits down at KPCC headquarters in Pasadena with Tony Pierce, the station’s blog editor, former editor at LAist and blog editor at the Los Angeles Times, and author of the Busblog. They discuss the time when he was the only English-language blogger to ride the bus; the longing for Los Angeles that brought him out of the Chicago suburbs; his years in the collegiate Eden of Isla Vista; making like the rich young prince in the bible and selling all his stuff in order to leave San Francisco and come back to Los Angeles; beginning to blog as a way to let all the city’s single ladies know he was here; his encounters with different groups of people on different transit lines, and his strategic use of the subway for drinking; how people in Los Angeles can live here for decades without ever bothering to be truly present, and how they might do that in any city in the world; his push, while editing LAist, to tap into as great a variety of voices and experiences as possible; his belief that the Busblog, despite its explosive popularity, never deserved to get known at all; the fixture of Los Angeles literary culture that is the paradoxically positive Charles Bukowski; and how, in all of the Busblog’s non-fanciness, he still wants to let the ladies of the world know he’s available.

Download the interview from Notebook on Cities and Culture’s feed here or on iTunes here.

Notebook on Cities and Culture S1E19: DJing the DJs with Mark “Frosty” McNeill

Colin Marshall sits down in an undisclosed Hollywood-ish location with Mark “Frosty” McNeill, co-founder and creative captain of the internet radio “future roots music” collective Dublab. They discuss founding an internet radio station in 1999, when everything sounded like a tin-can phone; the nature of future roots, where the very old meets the very new, the very traditional meets the very experimental, and everything sounds different yet retains a common undercurrent; Dublab’s mission to curate the curators, or “DJ the DJs”; his theory that all art is derivative, especially all music, but in a good way; his days doing gruntwork at USC’s classical station, and the roomful of free John Cage, Terry Riley, and Nonesuch albums it afforded him; Dublab’s early courtship by the companies of the internet bubble, and the free lunches (and nothing else) this offered; Los Angeles’ great advantages of diversity and space, of both the physical and mental varieties; what about music seems to incentivize narrow rather than wide appreciation, and how to get around that without being a pusher man; Secondhand Sureshots, the short documentary he co-directed, and what it says about the importance of repurposing forgotten and obscure sounds; whether and how the dust on a record acts as “seasoning”; and the joy of reconstructing someone’s personality by buying their record collection at a thrift store — and how he did just that by giving it a spin on his show Celsius Drop.

Download the interview from Notebook on Cities and Culture’s feed here or on iTunes here.

Notebook on Cities and Culture S1E18: Historic Détente with Andy Bowers

Colin Marshall sits down at NPR West in Culver City with Andy Bowers, Executive Producer of Slate‘s podcasts and fourth-generation Angeleno. They discuss his status as a “secret Angeleno”; what it takes to introduce microphones into entertaining conversations without things getting tiresome; the difference between podcasts as podcasts and podcasts as imitation radio; discovering the joy of biking in Los Angeles; the city’s troubled downtown bike lanes and what they emblematize about local civic projects; what problems arise when you try to get anything accomplished in a city with 88 distinct municipalities; Roger Rabbit, Chinatown, and the allure of mythical Los Angeles malice; whether or not you can really move into a Woody Allen movie; his youth in Los Angeles and his return which converted the city from an adolescent one into an adult one; the various placements and interpretations of Los Angeles’ great east-west divide; his time at National Public Radio bureaus in London and Moscow, and the accessibility of those cities’ cultural institutions; his time producing Day to Day, and the loss of public radio’s old eclecticism; podcasting as radio’s skunkworks, especially in this podcasting Mecca of southern California; podcast listeners connecting with hosts even more than with content; and why Stephen Metcalf stirs so many people up, anyway.

Download the interview from Notebook on Cities and Culture’s feed here or on iTunes here.

(Photo: Steve McFarland)

Podthoughts: Allan Gregg in Conversation

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Format: interviews about politics, history, science, and culture, both Canadian and non-
Episode duration: 8-28m
Frequency: 10-20 per month

Though it strays more often than it used to, I do keep an eye on Canadian politics. I do it for the same reason I keep an ear on Canadian media. The products and actions of a country with fewer than 53 million people and little direct influence on world affairs may strike you as less interesting, by definition, than those of a country with over 312 million people and arguably too much influence on world affairs. But since the small country doesn’t face nearly as harsh a glare of attention as the large country does, it can to that extent provide a setting for items of greater interest. So as marginal as Canadian politics and media can seem, I enjoy both because things exist within those systems that feel like they couldn’t exist in the States. Here, burdened with the need to appeal to hundreds of millions of people at once, politics and media get “blanded down.” They certainly haven’t produced anyone like Allan Gregg.

Neither a straight-up politician nor a traditional media figure, Gregg often gets called a “pollster” or a “pundit.” He’s advised politicians and parties, but he’s also run a record label, co-managed several bands, chaired the Toronto International Film Festival, and written magazine columns. But you read about him in Podthoughts today because of his talk show, Allan Gregg in Conversation [RSS] [iTunes]. Though produced as a television show for the Ontario public station TVO, it goes out as an audio podcast as well, and nothing I’ve heard on it suggests that I’m missing out by not getting the visual. From what I can tell, Ontarians sit down every Friday night for a half-hour program comprising a conversation or three between Gregg and noted writers, politicians, artists, and academics. The podcast feed distributes these conversations individually, and sometimes throws in a curveball of a talk from five, ten, even fifteen years ago. Ready to cast your mind back to the personal and professional failings of Bill Clinton? [MP3] [MP3]

Read the whole thing at maximumfun.org.

Gary Hustwit: Urbanized

This, as the internet cats say, is relevant to my interests. Urbanized, a documentary about how world cities have changed in the 21st century, comes as part three of Gary Hustwit’s “design trilogy.” I still use Helvetica, the first part, as a kind of litmus test: if someone turns it off partway through or doesn’t even start it in the first place because “come on, it’s just about a font,” I consider phasing them out of my social circle. The second part, Objectified, took on industrial design, a bite perhaps too large to chew in 75 minutes. This third draws from our moment’s resurgence of urbanism, which provides both the film’s subject and its motivating force. What with the intellectual charge I’ve gotten from watching (and sometimes experiencing) that resurgence, Urbanized could hardly fit more squarely into my wheelhouse, and I get the sense that thousands of other oldish young people and youngish old people can say the same.

If I can speak for the middle-younger cluster of these oldish young people, I pin our enthusiasm for cities on having grown up in suburban bedroom communities with single-digit WalkScores. My dad explained the Baby Boomers’ dispersal throughout such dead zones as an attempt to get their kids into halfway decent school districts. That makes sense, although as I grew up I couldn’t help but notice that many of my urban-raised peers had an ability and willingness to meet life’s challenges where I felt only a nebulous fear. Granted, ragging on the ‘burbs is and has always been a highly fashionable pursuit among teens, twentysomethings, and (especially) childless thirtysomethings, but I really do get the sense that the developed world has started to accept the fundamental failure of the Cold War picket-fence dream. Environmentalists decry suburbia’s sustainability issues and artists decry its hollow moral and intellectual core, but neither of those problems bother me as much as its lack of randomness.

While none of the interviewed architects, planners, designers, advocates, and politicians ever say the word, I do find that the city’s strength lies in its capacity to deliver randomness, and I think Urbanized agrees. The film doesn’t come off like an advocacy documentary, exactly, but you can’t mistake which way its wind is blowing. When Phoenix comes in for particular scorn, its lone defender can only muster the explanation that it exemplifies not “sprawl,” per se, but an “automobile-oriented postwar urban fabric” that, unlike “cute” condo life, at least affords its residents private backyards and pools. Brasília, the first foreign city that ever intrigued me, appears as the apotheosis of wrongheaded modernist ideals about large-scale organization of urban functions. Though I still find that city striking, in its way, I can see what Robert Hughes meant when he wrote, “This is what you get when perfectly decent, intelligent, and talented men start thinking in terms of space rather than place; and single rather than multiple meanings. [ … ] You get miles of jerry-built platonic nowhere infested with Volkswagens.” Cathedral of Brasília architect Oscar Niemeyer shows up to defend this distinctive urban plan, but he is, not to put too fine a point on it, 103 years old.

A few simple dos and don’ts emerge from these case studies. Don’t separate commerce, industry, and residence. (And especially don’t put the poor people into their own towers.) Do encourage the mixed-use buildings and neighborhoods so beloved of urban-planning writer Jane Jacobs. Don’t cut the city’s fabric apart with the freeways beloved of New York “master builder” Robert Moses. Do encourage non-car forms of transportation. Don’t bother rebuilding damaged freeways, like San Francisco didn’t with the Embarcadero. I’ve now started to suspect that the best thing for Los Angeles would be for the Big One to finally come and take out a few of our freeways, at least in the sections that run through the city itself. (As Adam Lisagor tweeted on the eve of “Carmageddon,” “What if it turns out we never really needed the 405 anyway?”) Los Angeles never appears in Urbanized, except maybe in one of the freeway shots near the beginning, and those aim from too low an angle to tell. We could probably chalk this up, in part, to the inertia of unchallenged prejudice — “Los Angeles? No, I mean a real city” —  but semi-sound objections remain. Los Angeles’ peculiar development history once strongly incentivized living in cheap, far-flung, nearly anonymous municipalities, then commuting by car to everywhere else. When you drive from exact points to other exact points, according to a specific plan, encountering only vast tracts of asphalt in between, urban randomness fast plummets toward zero.

The many kinds of city-builders featured in Urbanized face the same implicit question: “How to optimize our city’s randomness?” If you just want to maximize raw randomness, any absurd, bloody third-world warzone capital will do; fostering beneficial randomness — even defining beneficial randomness — proves a much more delicate task. I see examples of Los Angeles’ improvements in randomness by the month, emblematized by events like CicLAvia, which closes downtown to drivers and opens it to cyclists. Urbanized includes an entertaining chunk of face time with former Bogotá mayor Enrique Peñalosa, on whose watch that city began the weekly Ciclovía that inspired CicLAvia. In Copenhagen, we see bike lanes running not beside but between parked cars and the sidewalk. An inspiringly simple idea, sure, but, just like Bogotá’s dedicated-lane TransMileno buses, for some reason I can’t imagine Los Angeles catching up to it before the year 10000000000.

Hustwit crafts his documentaries with a certain slick rigor, making heavy use of crisp, high-definition montages; commissioning smooth scores with a slight “eclectic” edge; rounding up a robust selection of talking heads with thin spectacle frames, colorful accents, and often panethnic features; and never, ever exceeding 90 minutes per film. He thus leaves himself open to his critics’ accusations: of breeziness at best, and of a casual supercilious triumphalism at worst. Despite my fascination with how cities work, I don’t quite see it through the lens of “design;” that way, it seems to me, lies the mindset of those kids who play too much SimCity and grow up into stubborn technocrats who, staring through their narrow frames, insist that they know what’s best for poor people. While I desire few things more than randomness-conducive urban environments, I feel queasily suspect, perhaps unreasonably so, of anyone who tries to generate it from the top down. Not that this arrives as a new internal conflict: 2500 years of political philosophy, all I know is that I want more train lines now, yet I fear and loathe any government powerful enough to build them quickly.